"Raw, rambunctious down-home Southern-fried rock-a-billy-kick-ass stuff with a country twang & a geetar-edge that I really love. Outlaw country rockers who don't want the sugar-coated stuff the radio generally brings ya, man, this is the nasty bizzness!!!!"
Ray Dorsey - Chaos Realm Webzine

If I Had A Horse... finds Monster Magnet drummer Jon Kleiman and former frontman Tim Cronin on a swamp-staggering quaalude quest that "any lover of '60s creep-show psych and Cramps-ish thugabilly will swoon for" (Phoenix New Times). Feeling their mid-sixties garage influences deeply, the Ribeyes draw from the likes of The Seeds, Link Wray, The Kinks and Chocolate Watchband, and swirl in a twangified shot of moonshine for good measure. Fourteen tracks of hallucinatory garage-fuzz, serving up a whole new take on the Monster Mag-patented demonic drug rock ideal.

Tracks

• If I Had A Horse... • Mister Ray Charles • Bootful Of Piss • D.W.I. • How Does It Feel • Drinkin' And Stinkin' • Last Place Champs • Mr. Ray Charles • Steakhat • Swagger Turns To Stagger • Don't Pass Me By • Love Theme • To Find Out • Girl